Spencer's thought chunks

fundamentals (by Spencer Dobson)

1. The Y213 virus will destroy the internet. As luck would have it the scientists that fixed the Y2k virus where amazingly superstitious, and chose to not create a year 13 in the computers calendar.
2.   Foschizzel will be incorporated into Rogers Rules of Order. “Can I hear the Nay’s” “Nay” “Can I hear the Foschizzels?” “Foschizzel” “The Foschizzels have it”
3. One of the idiots from “The Jersey Shore” will impregnate one of the idiots from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”. The child will be named Sparkle Poop and will the be first known baby to be arrested for drunk and disorderly
4. We’re all going to be all like “fig newtons, fig newtons, fig newtons” for three weeks in may. Then we’re over it.
   
5. The “Air Bud” reboot will be the “The Avengers” of 2013
6. Judd Apatow and Seth Rogan will promise to never make movies with out each other again
7. The last episode of 30 Rock will bring about the Crappocalypse. As was predicted by the ancients, when a show as good as 30 Rock is cancelled and a show as bad as The Big Bang Theory is considered great television, there will be repercussions of the biblical nature.
8. The new Trend in Food will be ‘Super Suck My Ass Organic’. In order to eat ‘Super Suck My Ass Organic’ you have to only eat foods that are still on the plant while explaining, at length, how much healthier this is for you. Most of its practitioners starve to death, because they where fired from their jobs for getting soil and leaves and bugs all over the break room by bringing live fruit bearing plants to work as a sack lunch.
9. In politics, conventional sex scandals will be replaced with an alarming number of reports of Congressional “Furry Parties.” And an alarming number of Congressional Furries will be dressed as “Plush toy Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”
10. The new Crop of Fat Celebrities will continue to grow in popularity, causing people that would have been thin to get fat in an effort to stay fashionable. This will increase our already high demand for high calorie foods, which will cause a frosting shortage. Which will lead to fat craving inspired cannibalism. Which will teach us that you actually do take on the powers and spirit of the person you eat which is why Joss Whedon will be eaten by a pack of fat teens in august of 2013
11. The hot new drug will be a combination of Bath Salts and LSD. You’ll still eat peoples faces, but you’ll be like “Whoa, this dudes face really has a lot of colors!”
12. Some asshole will be all like “Ok, well if gay people can get married I can marry my Ocelot.” and we’ll all be like “Dude? What ever, that’s not cool.” But then we’ll have to admit, they do seem really happy together.
13. A new kind of underwear will change everything you think about ‘butt dialing’

The Spencer Dobcast Episode 10 " No, You're on my Pocast!" W/ Ted Evans

Ted Evans and his co-host Durand Erickson host a podcast that deals with sex and relationships. Sometimes it crude, sometimes it’s insightful, sometimes it’s just wrong.

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Anarchy in the U.K. by the Sex Pistols:

Song Parody: “Masturbatory in the U.K., It’s coming some time and maybe”

Christian Rock:“Christianity in the UK / it’s coming sometime and maybe..”

 I wanna be Sedated  by the Ramones:

Song Parody: “20 20 20 4 Hours to go-a-ho, I just masturbated”

Christian Rock: “ 20 20 20 4 Hours to go-a-ho, I want to love Jesus”

Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana:

Song Parody : “I feel stupid / and Contagious / I just / Masterbated”

Christian Rock: “I feel stupid / and Contagious / hey there Jesus / come and save us”

And so on.