- You can dig through all the home movies you want, it’s not going to be just like Bucky Larson!
2.Why don’t you try occupying a god damn job, Francis!
3. For the Last time, I didn’t go to Penn State!
4.Well then why don’t you go eat at Guy Fieri’s House?
5.They’re not Goof Balls, they’re anti depressants you asshole.
6.Stop trying to figure out what it would look like if Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich had a baby!
7.NOBODY SAY’S “WINNING” ANY MORE!
8.Put down your god damn phones for 2 god damn minutes so your god damn grandmother can say god damn grace, or so help me god, I will show you my punch in the face app.
9.I’m Drunk?! I’m Drunk?! You………………..I just love you guys. No, no, no, no, no….heres……I’m Drunk?!
10. I told you the reason people stopped deep frying turkey’s was because it burns down the patio, but NOBODY LISTENS TO ME.