I feel like sometimes the news is giving me in formation that will encourage me to commit crimes. After watching this I now realize that Card Counting is amazingly profitable and not all that hard. It’s possible they give me this information so I will go out and commit the crime and then they can cover it on Good Morning America. Tricky.
And Good Morning America is right, it did work in the Hangover. If it worked in the Hangover, it has to work in real life. That’s how the world functions. It’s just like how if you are being attacked by cars that turn into Robots all you have to do is make friends with cars that turn into Robots that happen to be on your side, almost inexplicably on your side. Why would the Robots give a crap about us? Seriously, if the cars turn into Robots, hide and wait from the to run out of gas.
Ok, to recap, stealing from casino’s is easy, just stop at around 6.9 million, The Hang Over is source material and If you are attacked by cars that turn into robots, find their robot enemies and befriend them. Maybe start by asking them if they would like to go to Joes Crab Shack. If the Cars/Robots like people, they will probably like crab and watching the wait staff do the electric shuffle.Source: countingcards