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Tony Bennett said that US Bombings caused 9/11. Can you Believe a guy would go on the Howard Stern Show, which is where I get my news and Say something that is based in fact? Who has that kind of balls? Isn’t Tony like an ambassador to New York City? Where does that guy get off forming a opinion based on information?  RRRRRRRRRgggggggggggg. It makes me crazy.   

And then, can you believe Amy Shumer got hired to do a Roast, where people say horrible, tasteless, offensive, insensitive things about other people for the sake of laughter and have been doing so with great success for years. And then When it was her turn to talk she said  “I truly am — no joke — sorry for the loss of your friend Ryan Dunn. I know you must have been thinking it could’ve been me. And I know we were all thinking, Why wasn’t it?” Which is funny, horrible, tasteless, offensive and spot on.  Can you believe she did exactly what they hired her to do? GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!

If you’re not already bleeding from your head, Did you realize that Ben & Jerry’s made an ice cream flavor and named it after a sketch on Satruday Night Live. I can’t believe a hip funny progressive maker of Ice cream would come out with a flavor with a funny name that’s a double entendre .  Oh man, that’s really….man.  Thanks for trying to save us from that One Million Moms . There aren’t a billion things in the world that need our attention more than this.  Keep up the good work. I’m so mad, man. I’m just really really mad about this. Grrrrrr.

Family Group Boycotts Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls, I wasn't going to buy it because I don't think of Alec Baldwin that way