libbywalkup asked: Are you just as funny here as you are on twitter, because it seems you should only be able to be good at one or the other.
We don’t have another holiday to not like until St. Patricks day
Tomorrow is Valentines Day. Remember, you can still be the desperate fail of...– The black, fear filled, pit of resentment that is my soul. (Or wait, was that a Garfield? It might have been a Garfield)
It’s weird when twitter tells you someone is dead and then it turns out...
Is ‘High fructose porn syrup’ already a band?
Is there a term, like nostalgia, that means ‘I fondly remember not liking this...– Spencer
Today, ask yourself, would the half time show in your soul be better if Madonna...
I just want to take a second and say
As the writer of an award nominated blog, I want you, the reader (possibly the no one) to know that no matter how this goes down, I will continue to do a half ass job on this blog. I will not learn how to spell, nor will I do a great job of proof reading so that sometimes sentence will pancake. You should know that the voting pool for this award is small and easily swayed and I’m probably...
If I had known I was going to be nominated for an award, I would have tried to...– This blog