January 2012
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“Did anybody do a study on how many babies turn out to be assholes? Probably an...”
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“Red Lobster asked on facebook “what would you do for a cheddar bay...”
– Spencer
Do people really say that shit?
Shit ______ Say has become a huge internet phenominon. It started with Shit Girls Say: Now there is Shit Irish Girls Say: Shit Spanish Girls Say: Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls Shit Vegans Say Mutliple Shit Mom’s Say And so forth. I think if I add anymore the post will have too much data and be hard to load. Some of these are really good, some of them aren’t as good. I can’t vouch...
I've never used this function
Me: I've Never used the "Chat Post" Function on Tumblr before
Also Me: So this isn't a real chat?
Me: No, I just want to see what happens
Also Me: You don't have people to chat with?
Me: I have people to chat with, I just don't feel compelled to post what they say in a blog
Also Me: But with me it's ok?
Me: you aren't real.
Also Me: That's what Jack in Fight Club, Nikki Sanders said in Heros, and Dr. Jeckle said.
Me: sigh.
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In Defense of the North Dakota Legendary Ad.
This Blog is a Response to the people that wrote this article:
http://www.247comedy.com/daily-dumbass/north-dakota-01-13-2012
Dear People that are offended by the North Dakota Legendary add.
If the ad said, “North Dakota: There is almost nothing here and half the year its balls cold ” That would be accurate, but it’s not really going to help us.
Maybe you’ve never been here. What we’ve got to...
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Nobody reads this.
First off, let me say, I have never doubted David Lee Roth and I have never believed Sammy Hagar. I’m not talking about who I would loan my camera to and expect to get it back, that would be Sammy Hagar, for sure. However if you loan David lee Roth you camera and you somehow do get it back, the contents of it would probably change your life forever.
What I mean is, it never crossed my mind that...
“I think Rick Santorum should run the fact that his name is Rick, as compared to...”
– Spencer
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They Killed the kid from the First Episode!
I don’t know anybody that watches the Show Misfits on Hulu. So I don’t have anybody to point out that in Episode 4 of season three, when the old man goes back in history to kill hitler, the kid with the mop that the Nazi kills with his freeze powers is the same kid that got killed in the pilot by the social worker that went bonkers. Awesome Call back. Nobody gives a shit.So it goes,...
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“It seems like atleast once, in all these years I would have heard the sentence...”
– Spencer
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“Wait a minute, “chap Stick” is a synonym for “Gentlemen...”
– Spencer
Punchline= Methsticals, set up=?
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“Somebody is going to win the Iowa Caucus. My opinion has no bearing on who wins...”
– Spencer
“2012, Day 2: Realized I forgot to learn to “Dougie”. Felt great...”
– Spencer