Spencer's thought chunks: Archive

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“If you take few minutes on friday morning to think of a viable explanation for...”

– Spencer

Sep 30th

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“Friday Happy Hour is right around the corner. This week remember, if you take...”

– Spencer

Sep 29th

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“good morning world, lets get out there and act like society isn’t merely...”

– Me

Sep 27th

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This is from a show at the Minehaha Comedy Club in Shakopee MN. 9/24/11 The bit is called “facebook”

Sep 26th

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“Just saw a story about 8 year old’s cage fighting in bars. Way to combine...”

– Me

Sep 23rd

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Sep 21st

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Things to be really really mad about today

Tony Bennett said that US Bombings caused 9/11. Can you Believe a guy would go on the Howard Stern Show, which is where I get my news and Say something that is based in fact? Who has that kind of balls? Isn’t Tony like an ambassador to New York City? Where does that guy get off forming a opinion based on information? RRRRRRRRRgggggggggggg. It makes me crazy. And then, can you believe Amy...

Sep 21st

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Family Group Boycotts Ben & Jerry's Schweddy... →

Sep 21st

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“Halloween is a little over a month a way, I need to start figuring out what I...”

– Me

Sep 21st

Sep 18th

Who will save the Economy?

This was supposed to happen in the 90s. By this I mean the double dip recession/ depression that we are apparently never going to see the end of. There were no more jobs, the world was falling apart, social security collapsing. Then Al Gore invented the internet and money started flying around like crazy. There was a bubble and life kept chugging along. Unfortunately, we can’t reinvent the...

Sep 18th

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Sep 17th

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Sep 17th

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This Morning it's 32 degrees outside

I’m sorry god? What’s that? Stay fat so you don’t freeze? If you say so.

Sep 15th

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Sep 14th

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Sep 14th

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Sep 13th

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"Bucky Larson" vs "The Help" cont.

Bucky and Skeeter both have cute poop nicknames that are easy to take home from the movie and put on your friends and family. It really doesn’t matter what the movie does at the box office or how many critics call it the worst movie ever made, this fall, at a jr High near you there is a kid in a shower with another kid pointing at him laughing and shouting “hey everybody!...

Sep 13th

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"Bucky Larson" vs "The Help" cont.

Mario Joyner Plays a smart, decent, successful movie producer in Buck Larson. The idea that any of the black people in The Help would even want to do anything other than sweep floors and clean up after drunk white ladies children is never even brought up. Also, is there a more racially charged dish than fried chicken, The Help? couldn’t go with Ocra? Grits? Nope, in The Help, black people...

Sep 12th

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"Bucky Larson" vs "The Help" cont.

Premise: The Help is a film about a societal outsider who uses art to fight an injustice in society. Change the words The Help to Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star and the sentence is still true. Skeeter in The Help uses writing fight the battle of where housekeepers can and cannot poop. Bucky uses porno films to make women who are having sex with guys with little dicks feel better about what their...

Sep 12th

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"Bucky Larson" vs "The Help"

The Help Got a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 73% and 93% of flixster users liking it. Tom Long of the Detroit News (?!) called The Help “Appalling, entertaining, touching and perhaps even a bit healing..” Got a Rotten Tomatoes rating of 73% and 93% of flixster users liking it. Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star received a 0% Rotten Tomato rating with 34% of users liking it. Bucky Larson received...

Sep 12th

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“The Help” has way more poop jokes than “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a...”

– -Spencer Dobson

Sep 12th

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The Hobo Hause Cartoon Kegger Show

So this dude named Chad Filey knows somebody that I know. That somebody suggested me for a show in New Folden MN. The idea was to have Stand Up follow the “Cartoon Kegger.” The Cartoon Kegger is a 30 year tradition at the Hobo Hause Bar, it involved people getting up insanely early, drinking two free kegs of beer and watching cartoons. Apparently it’s really fun because...

Sep 11th

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Cartoon kegger new folden mn

Sep 10th

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Sep 9th

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Creating Jobs

Our Country needs to create jobs and/or revenue. Ok, after legalize drugs, prostitution and the selling you and your child’s organs, what have you got left? Nothing? Really? How about these babies: Happy Ending Dentist. People will be a lot more likely to spend the money to get their teeth cleaned if the know at the end they will be a quivering mass of shame and joy. This will increase dollars...

Sep 8th

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Palin Runs Half Marathon

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-palin-marathon-20110904,0,1357976.story Sarah Palin ran a half marathon in Storm Lake, Iowa over the weekend: 1. Half-Governor runs half marathon in blatant bid to stay on late night television. 2. Palin runs half marathon then quits to do book tour 3. Half Governor Sarah Palin was quoted after running a half marathon as saying “The 2 years of the...

Sep 6th

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Late Show at Skyline

Sep 6th

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