August 2011
20 posts
4 tags
Let's not be on a first name basis
Dominoes has a new thing promotional device that allows you to track your pizza online. It tells you who made it, by name, who’s delivering it, by name, who took your order, by name. You know, so people can sit at home and judge the performance of minimum wage workers on their computers… by name. Now instead of “The Pizza is late.” You will get “Jeremy, why wasn’t my pizza here? Answer me...
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
“Just so I’m clear, The Theory of evolution has holes in it, but “An...”
– Me
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
“I’m not sure how far reaching the Newscorp phone hacking scandal goes, so...”
– Me
“I wish I had cable so I could watch people yell at each other about the Iowa...”
– Me.
4 tags
Destroying Facebook
A Group Called “Anonymous” (I don’t think it’s an off shoot of AA, but all it takes to start a meeting is a resentment and a coffee pot, am I right? Pacific Group? Hello.) has released a video in which they threaten to destroy Facebook.
The creators of the video hide their identities using text reading software so it sounds like Facebook is being threatened by a 14...
4 tags
4 tags
Whopper Virgins
“Whopper Virgins” (http://tiny.cc/bleccch) A short film by Burger King
In “Whopper Virgins” the Burger King Corporation takes it upon itself to go to remote areas of the planet to find people that have never had a Big Mac or a Whopper (can you imagine? Poor, poor savages.) The premise is Burger King wants to find people that have never tried these two staples of America’s weight problem and see...
4 tags
“They re-designated cool-aid as a juice, I’m glad we didn’t raise...”
– Me
4 tags
“I think I just saw Uncle Sam Buying a Disposable phone. This credit thing is a...”
– Me.
4 tags
4 tags
“In the 50’s and 60’s they had drills that taught children to hide under their...”
– Me
4 tags
App Review of the SculptMaster 3d
The SculptMaster 3d (http://tiny.cc/3dsculpt) is an app that allows you to use your Iphone to make sculptures.
(writers note: I think I have reached a point where I need to do a few less poop jokes. Sure they’re funny and easy and let’s face it, in this day and age where people are so fractured politically and culturally, where we see eye to eye on almost nothing, at least we all...
4 tags
FAA Shut down = Pay to Play
40 FAA Inspectors have been asked to work inspite of the fact that their agency shut down and we’re not going to pay them, at least not right now.
So we’re not paying FAA inspectors, but we still expect them to do their jobs? Do you want to get on a plane that was inspected by a guy who’s not getting paid? I’m pretty sure you want the guy who makes sure the giant metal tube that somehow...
4 tags
