Million Dollar Idea = Iphone video game that actually helps you Poop. The while...– Spencer
Adult footy pajama’s Plus Ice Cream boob Equals Slippery Slope to
I just saw a dude rockin a turban AND a handle bar mustache. Clearly actively...– Spencer
Happy Thanksgiving - Patton Oswalt - Famous Bowls
Happy Thanksgiving - Brian Regan - Donut lady
Happy Thanksgiving - Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pockets
Happy Thanksgiving - Bill Cosby - Chocolate Cake
Happy Thanksgiving - Blue Food - George Carlin
Happy Thanksgiving- Cake vs Pie Paul F. Thompkins
Happy Thanksgiving - Hannibal Buress Pickle Juice
Happy Thanksgiving - Mitch Hedberg Donuts
Happy Thanksgiving - Eddie Murphy Mc Donalds
Here are some bits about food.
10 Things to be screamed / yelled through...
1. Maybe this suit is cheap, but your baby is ugly! 2. Any asshole can bring green beans with fried onions! 3. It’s called a Stretched Piercing not a douche tard plug! 4. If you don’t want us to Poop, Don’t Feed Us! 5. I said I had good pie at Maria Calander’s, I did not say this pie tastes like the holocaust 6. I don’t care what his poll numbers are I’m never...
Hearts look like butts.
I just noticed this this morning. Human hearts don’t look like love hearts, granted they are red, but human hearts look more like a roast. Not all butts look like hearts, however some butts look exactly like love hearts. I wonder if this isn’t an intentional subliminal message. Maybe the people who made the heart logo as a symbol for love realized they could get a lot of millage out of it if they...
10 Things that are mostly likely to be muttered...
1. Is it? is it on your Ipad? Really? You’ve got the recipe for corn bread stuffing on your ipad ….2 is it? Why don’t you eat a box of go fuck yourself. 2. You’re adults who have formed opinions on the Kardashions. That’s awesome. 3. I’m sorry you wrote a bunch of preemptive fan fiction for the now cancelled “The Playboy Club”. Sometimes life doesn’t work out. 4. Why...
Thinks most likely to be drunkely yelled this...
You can dig through all the home movies you want, it’s not going to be just like Bucky Larson! 2.Why don’t you try occupying a god damn job, Francis! 3. For the Last time, I didn’t go to Penn State! 4.Well then why don’t you go eat at Guy Fieri’s House? 5.They’re not Goof Balls, they’re anti depressants you asshole. 6.Stop...
Wait a minute, I think the band name White Snake, might have been a dick joke– Spencer
How to Count Cards
I feel like sometimes the news is giving me in formation that will encourage me to commit crimes. After watching this I now realize that Card Counting is amazingly profitable and not all that hard. It’s possible they give me this information so I will go out and commit the crime and then they can cover it on Good Morning America. Tricky. ...
Penn State HR Meeting: “Sooooooo, does anybody ELSE have any boy rape...– Spencer
The down side of the Joe Paterno firing is going to be the reactionary hyper...– Spencer
When I was a young boy if you had told me that some day you will be able to play...– spencer
Tumblr posts to facebook. It say’s it posts to Twitter, but it I...
I can tell it’s getting cold out because I just heard one witches tit say...– Spencer
Hipsters are the new Pollacks.
I’m sorry Hipsters, but you are the New Pollack, the new Chuck Norris, the new Dead Baby, You are the New Blonde Joke. I know, I know, Whatever. Here is a sample of hipster backlash. A Gentlemen’s Rant: Hipsters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBgJ64uZLaM The Evolution of...