I saw a “Stop Obama’s socialist agenda / anti big government” bill board while I was driving on a Socialist big government Interstate Freeway, in a car that meets government enforced safety regulations, while drinking clean water, that is clean because of a big government program. Soooo, uh, yeah.
Anarchy in the U.K. by the Sex Pistols:
Song Parody: “Masturbatory in the U.K., It’s coming some time and maybe”
Christian Rock:“Christianity in the UK / it’s coming sometime and maybe..”
I wanna be Sedated by the Ramones:
Song Parody: “20 20 20 4 Hours to go-a-ho, I just masturbated”
Christian Rock: “ 20 20 20 4 Hours to go-a-ho, I want to love Jesus”
Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana:
Song Parody : “I feel stupid / and Contagious / I just / Masterbated”
Christian Rock: “I feel stupid / and Contagious / hey there Jesus / come and save us”
And so on.
How spoiled rotten do you have to be to sue a hooker?
This kid isn’t suing because he didn’t get to finish. He’s suing because he didn’t get enough facetime with said hooker. Look Holden Caulfield, she works on commission. I’m guess the hooker, who’s job it is to literally blow him, not to figuratively blow him was like “You had your sex, later.”
The reason you pay a hooker is so that you don’t have to hang out with her, right? Isn’t that the whole idea? I’m sure you can pay somebody to sit naked and watch you play video games while you explain your phone to them, but come on man, that’s just tragic.
Well dude you will go down in history as having cried “Mommy pay attention to me!” louder than anyone in the history of the world.
I’m just all cabin fever at this point. I have nothing to say. I took a pizza from Papa Johns to My Grandmother today. She wanted dessert so we got Smore’s pizza. That’s the American Dream. Take and bake Smore’s Pizza. It’s over kill with the illusion that you did something, because you have to turn on the oven. Man, those two things didnt need to be combined. That’s like candy bar poptarts or pie stuffed cake. one of those things was doing fine by itself.
-27 below is so cold if you took a baby and put it out side, it would get cold. Fast. l was really hoping this would jar something lose.
I’ve been watching Hero’s Season1 on netflix. Did you notice that you never see the women that talks to the computer with the phnumatic gun again after she hooks Ted Spargue up with Parkmen. They don’t kill her, she doesn’t come back and they never say who she was. The rest of her story is on the cutting room floor somewhere and some writer or editor or producer noticed, but wanted to get home for taco night and now we’ll never know what her deal was.
What percentage should you like your pet? It should be really high right? Most of the time you should look at your pet be like “Well at least your not a douche bag that bites me for no reason.”
I was reading a story about how the Bee’s are dying. 96% of the worlds bee’s have died recently. After the bee’s die, the worlds food sources stop happening, because the bee’s pollinate the plants that make the food. and so forth. But what’s really upsetting to me, about me, is that on the side bar of web page is a story about Mila Kunis breaking up with McCauley Kulkin, and I didn’t even no they where a couple and I was like “whaaaa?”
Maybe it’s time to knock off the sidebar, because I feel really sleazy right now. I didn’t try to find out about Mila Kunis, I’m just minding my own business, reading about how we’re all going to starve to death, and then this unwanted slice of celebrity pie get’s jammed into my noggin. So I’m the shallow person, right? Is that your point? That I care more about Mila Kunis than I do about dead bee’s? Man.
You know who could step up and really get a big PR boost out of this is Cockroaches. If they start pollinating stuff, people will be all “Son, Let me tell you about the Birds and the Cockroaches.”
Ok, so we’re screwed. I wonder if “Forgetting Sarah Marshal” in on Netflix.
Dummies for Dummies.