Start your Spencer Dobson Channel on Pandora www.spencerdobsoncomedy.com
1. Do you think I can’t smell that? You know I can smell that, right?
2. For future reference, if you shart and yell “Synergy!” we will think you planned it.
3. You know we think you did that on purpose, right?
4. You want to maybe spew some really inappropriate racial slurs to make this room an unbearable pressure cooker or both olfactory and ethical outrage?
5. Would you like your secret santa…
10 things not to ask an okcupid date before you meet them. (Or possible the 10 questions you should definitely ask if you really think the answer to any of them is yes.)
- This sucks, right? This kind of sucks, doesn’t it? I mean kind of? it sucks. Right?
- Is this one of my friends fucking with me? Like you made a profile and now you’re like “ha ha, that jack ass thinks it’s a girl who also likes…
Let’s face it, everybody loves Selfies and everybody loves guns. BUT sometimes when you put the two together, you blow your head off. Just ask Oscar Otero Aguilar, 21, of Mexico City. Or Don’t because he’s dead, so you can’t. But even if he wasn’t dead, don’t because boy, is he sick of hearing the same old questions. Like:
Q: Can I have your gun since you’re done with it?
A: Well no, of course…